White House Thrilled With Record Number Of People Who Thought They Signed Up For Healthcare

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Obama announces the start of the annual D.C. Spooktacular, a weird man begins every morning by dousing his naked body in water, and a 5-year-old reluctantly lets his crying mother sleep in his bed again. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonionFollow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonionMore Breaking News: […]

The Onion Reviews ‘Lee Daniels’ The Butler’

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Lee Daniels’ The Butler’ in this week’s Film Standard Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonionFollow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion