Poll Shows Majority Of Americans Would Watch Something Called ‘Love Trap’

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA A slow-witted conspiracy theorist is convinced the government is behind NASA, the grisly remains of 15 hobbits is discovered in Peter Jackson’s attic, and a cool guy from middle school is still sporting his phat pair of JNCOS. It’s the week of December 6, 2013. Like The Onion […]

Seasons Turn Gracefully From The One That Kills Old People To The One That Kills Homeless People

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA An alarming MRI shows that Peyton Manning has been dead for 6 months, the Mariana Trench is once again named the worst place to raise children, and a man smoking an e-cigarette must be a futuristic bounty hunter. It’s the week of November 14, 2013. Like The Onion […]

White House Thrilled With Record Number Of People Who Thought They Signed Up For Healthcare

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A Billion Jokes! (Volume One)

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