Hashtags: #WorstSummerJob
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I hated folding too
Worst summer job was at Victoria’s Secret…fitting bitchy teens and middle aged moms with bras and underwear then spending all night until 1 am folding the panties that were on display and stuffing them in drawers..the only perk was not the pay obviously I got the occasional bra and bottle of lotion for free whenever there was a product launch or VS was rebranding a product
Welcome to my world 2:13
They did that scarecrow one before no?
3:1 & 3:20 I thought it was a girl?
Did Jimmy Fallon just say the F-word with no bleep? 😂 1:58
He pronounced one of the twitter names as bellend. Does that have the same meaning in the US as it does in the UK?
I love these so much
Hashtag still stoned as a baby
I'd say people who swim in a 3-foot-deep pool are very likely to drown in it, given they are probably not good at swimming and might panic when fully submerged.
These were on ebaumsworld
Shark, stand up! 😂😂😂
I'll have a quickie with extra large fries and a drink please 😘😏😙😉
Hi jimmy
Funny
Ok
No this is silly
Bye
I once was working in a drugstore during the summer after 3-4 months and 2 good reviews they fired me. They did not wanted to tell me why. My mom was pretty pissed so went by the store to check why I was fired.. The manager said I looked to much like someone from middle school…. at that moment I was in middle school…. 😐
The bear and the pancake one was the best. I snort laughed
Yaaaassss I’m so glad he’s worked in retail to understand the struggle!! Lol
I was waiting for “THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!” on the last one.
Yes, Thank You Jimmy, I also never unfold anything due to working at Miller's Outpost a long time ago and refolding thousands of pairs of jeans every week!
I died at the scarecrow
Funniest thing was the name km_belland and I don't even think they know about it. WOOoosh!
I was a lifeguard. If someone claims they are drowning, they really aren’t. He did fine by telling them to stand. A person can’t yell or speak when drowning. I also hated it when people ran. Wet cement is terrible to run on cause it gets slippery and that’s a recipe for a spinal injury.
Omg right around 2:00 he accidentally slid in the f bomb but so many guests of him come on and he shooshes them if they drop said bomb. JIMMY LOL
Just stand up
1:58 did he say fucking
I want to see the pancake and bear mascot fight in traffic XD
"I'm teachin' my sweet granddaughter how to SWINDLE!"
Quickie…..
Why does Jimmy look more handsome here? Hmmm
Love the fact that jimmy dropped the f bomb lol
My first job was cleaning stalls at a horse farm. Got to ride 1/2 hour for every stall.
I’d like a quickie
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I love the jokes and banter in between the tweets!
That last one tho!! Poor thing!
At 1:57 I think Jimmy says fucken
I worked at chuck e cheese where everyone had a turn in the suit. During my turn an 8 year old twisted my arm around my back and bit my wrist. I shoved him into a booth. #worstsummerjob
V_I_PRICE is on every other hashtag episode.
0:50 I sympathize with v_i_price. I'm perfectly likable, reasonably intelligent, friendly and polite but I also don't have a "front-of-store face." My face has been my misfortune, you might say. You photogenic people don't know how lucky you are.
I can only fold jeans now the way I had to 25 years ago working retail, if anybody else in the family folds them "wrong" I get mad.
Wichita, Kansas.. mid 1970's… I worked for Kwiky hamburgers. Was supposed to be manager for the next new store… but the new store didnt happen, they grew too fast. We had great t-shirts… 'mmm mmm just had a kwiky'….
I was a mascot just for fun, i ende up passing out in the middle of the court, TWICE
I was a pok'em packer…any other pok'em packers out there, give a shout!!!!
You just stand up
Grandma is my hero
Pancake Bear: traffic edition.
I worked at a guitar camp. One of the girls developed a crush on one of the boys and asked him out. Boy said no, girl ran away. Yikes.
I know the Abercrombie that Jimmy worked at!
1:57 lol he swore. He said "I fuckin just ask for one thing" XD
Just read the tweets dam shut up
1:55 looks like someone slipped in a swear word
Higgins yelling "that's my baby" I died 😂😂😂😂☠️
Idk man, asking people if "they'd like to try a quickie?" & see how they respond, sounds pretty great to me LMAO!!
UNLESS, someone got real creepy & took it too far lol *shrug
F bomb at 1:57. Currently wondering if that made it to air?
2:46 I can imagine Justin Timberlake in one of those costumes on SNL, here
There's a shark in the pool!
I’m not sure if he’s allowed to say fucking on the show but I enjoyed it.
Front-of-store face 😍
Love you Jimmy. You are an inspiration. Cute and funny stockroom boy turned out to be the hottest and funniest talk show host in history of television. I mean it.
if They Actually Made a Wrestling Show Where it Was Mascots Wrestling I Would Totally Watch
I know what Jimmy is talking about wanting people to not unfold clothes. I used to work in the apparel department at Wal-Mart-it's the most annoying thing when people mess up folded clothes and just threw clothes back on racks!!
The Abercrombie situation is actually a problem of workplace discrimination
Anyone else notice he dropped an f-bomb while talking about folding clothes for Abercrombie.
2020: 215
I fold my clothes all the time and anytime I see folded shirts & pants at a the mall. I feel so bad, so I don't touch anything, unless I know I'm going to buy it. #Curious
am i the only one who thinks that steve higgins in just so annoying?
The bear and pancake fight was hilarious!
Pancake to judge: The bear was trying to eat me so l was just defending myself, your honor…👼
😎 "Well, you don't have what I call a: Front-of-Store face."—an unnecessarily SAVAGE burn coming from an employer❗
I agreed with the bison one being the best. Then they topped it. 😱
"I recommend this guide:
cuby.best/smj-guide/GB5
So grateful it exists."
Fast Food Cashier:Would You Like to Try a Quickie?
me:Sure,But Wouldn’t we Have to go Someplace More Private?
Fast Food Cashier:no,no,It’s a Burger
me:oh,Well,It’s a Fucked up Name For a Burger
Fast Food Cashier:You’re Telling me
I never unfold at a store. Unless I’m in Zara. Those bitches deserve it
The lifeguard at the 3 feet pool had me laughing in near tears must have been a pretty boring job
I wonder if they worked for the same company I did in Wichita, Kansas? I worked at the one on Victor and Hillside called Kwiky hamburgers…
I worked in a store where the manager said that I was "too fat to sell these type of clothes". Never underestimate the cruelty and evil of human beings.
Anyone out there miss "folding"?
After buying some clothes at Abercrombie years ago I looked at the bag. The shirtless model on the bag was a guy who was in my class in high school…Chris Carmack.
Once I watched an Amy Schumer movie and looked her up on Wikipedia and saw an older pic of her. I then realized I knew her from our college, she was kinda rude to me then and we worked on the comedy(or music I can't remember) committee together…
Once I was babysitting for this family from my swim team that lived in my neighborhood and was looking through their books on their bookshelves. I saw an Emmy Award and thought it was a novelty one. For some reason I said something to my Mom after the fact. My Mom told me Jaime McIntyre(the father of the family I had babysat for) is a CNN Correspondent and that was a real Emmy Award. I saw him a few years later on CNN.
Once my high school Chemistry teacher asked me if I was related to these people with my same last name. I asked my father later and he said yes. Turns out they did some huge thing that everyone knows about and there's a building at Harvard named after them.
I could keep going…
My mother, my uncle (my dad's brother) 2 of my brothers and I were leaving a chinese restaurant and there was a shelf of advertisement pamphlets and one was for a scooter of some kind called the "Quickie". My uncle asked my mom "hey would you like a quickie?" after which we were all horrified and laughing. My mom didn't find it funny til she figured out he didn't mean sex. Lol
2:58 That reminded me of this video
https://youtu.be/vY82ZYtOHVw
I have never worked in retail and I always refolded anything I unfolded. I just watched employees refold huge piles of cloths other people just throw on top of smaller piles. I think it’s just common courtesy and nice thing to do. It’s like if mom did the wash, you take your part of the laundry process by either throwing in dryer or folding cloth. If someone isn’t lazy enough to unfold even type of graphic on a department stand, then they shouldn’t have zero energy to fold the damn thing back up. It’s just people being lazy 😒 and it’s not a new generation thing! It’s across all generations. Just be nice to retailers all around. Don’t take everything apart, make them laugh/ be polite, don’t ask to speak the their manager (any job i have worked at, that has never ended well for this individuals.. 😒🤬😒 they always regret those words), and wish them a nice day / night or wish them luck with their shift ending soon to enjoy life outside of their shitty paying job
F bomb at 1:57. Lol
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Theres such thing as a "Front of store face" ? Gross
Imagine Baywatch as Three Foot Deep Lap Pool.
1:55 he drops the f bomb
0:40
Stand up comedy
If my mom sees an unfolded shirt (or something) at a store, she would fold the unfolded shirts and refolded all the other shirts so they're all the same.
Don’t. Unfold. The. Displays.
So Jimmy was a "Folderboy"?
My Dad got me a part-time job between my junior and senior years of high school. It was steam cleaning of the insides of tanker truck trailers. Lasted two nights.
I hope Belland is not an actual surname. A "bell end" is a euphimism for a certain part of male anatomy.
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I would absolutely love a quickie….
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OMG I can’t imagine if the cashier asking the customer “would you like to have a quickie today?” And a customer would say “ewww no” and cashier would reply “I mean the burger called quickie”
I Saw this premier…..is that weird?