Hashtags: #MyDumbTradition
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Montgomery Ward!
Plot twist: granny’s goodies are actually drugs
Wow how horrible is the Oscar thing! I mean I don't know him but this is so unchrismassy and fake I am shocked that everyone seems to think it's super funny.
The first one is my aunts brother (HillCompany) and when we came up for Christmas she sure made sure to gloat about it.
Omfg the fake Oscar thing had me 💀💀💀💀💀AF
I feel like Jimmy didn't get what edibles are, he said that's sweet, but I don't think he thought about it
#ramadam #hanukah #christmas
The first tweet is also a #FitnessFail
2:38 "Santa crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to."
Higgins gets hated on for dumb shit and he's funny as fuck. Did you even catch that reference right after the tweet of the brothers that weigh themselves before/after dinner to the previous tweet of "santa coming up the toilet"? CLASSIC
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That beer in the treadmill joke is from a previous Hashtag bit. Either Fitness Fails or my weird family or something…
In Iceland there are 13 santas. On the night of desember 10th kids put their shoe in the window. The first Santa brings the kids a toy/candy or whatever in his/her shoe and the other 12 come night after night. We don’t get our presents from Santa. Our parents, uncles, aunts and relatives just buy us and we open em from them 🙂 When kids are little in Iceland their parents usually scare them with With a Christmas myth. The legend says that all 13 Santa’s had a troll mother and an evil father ‘’The mom will steal all kids who don’t behave well and eat them. You will get rotten potatoes in your shoe and no candy’’We also open our presents Christmas Eve 🙂 that’s Iceland 🇮🇸 🤣
Montgomery Ward! Yes!
since i was like 2 years old, i have a tradition that every time i go to disney i have to go to it's a small world ride first before any other ride. im 17 and i still do this
Weighing yourself before and after dinner to see who "won"… I think I've found my new Thanksgiving tradition.
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I watch these videos way too much because I’ve seen KristenRose124 so many times 😂😭
Shouldn’t the Oscar go to the wife😂
ass
I remember when Hanukkah and thanksgiving were on the same day. “It’s thanksgivikah!!” I offended some people
In my family we get drunk and play scrabble
My uncle first said this phrase, "You have to lick it to claim it." And now whenever my brother and I share food, pass each other stuff, or anything else, we always either pretend to lick it, or sometimes we actually lick it.
Sorry, I was getting jiggy with my pants.
Im sure i heard that beer on the treadmill story on written be a fan on another one of theses hashtag bits!!
in norway santa comes to the door. you dont see him, you just leave porridge out and he leaves gifts
What if I told you Christmas doesn't end on the 25th…
#catholic
Santa could just come up through a window or something?
You can't buy a treadmill and have it in your house anymore?
My neighbors have a family tradition of running bare foot in the snow with a beer in their left hand every new years night. I laugh at them from my window every time.
He stole that beer in the treadmill joke from some other previous tweet.
That's about what my son said last year, "Well it's done!", everybody agreed & all went home!
The tree topper we had for our fake tree was to heavy, so I cut out a pice of yellow paper in the shape of a star and stapled it to the top of the tree. We’ve keep it ever since
Oh, you can still buy a treadmill and put it in your house. I would know; I live down the road from an actual brick & mortar Nautilus shop
wasnt the beer story a tweet on one of the other hashtag videos?
Yuletide logs 💩💩💩
1:06 lmao my family would totally do that. But sadly for us it’s reversed.
Every Christmas I lay out all the chocolate I have. Large size near me and small size at the end of the table. Then I start eating.
we Indians r the epitome of tradition😂
I saw the title 'Mt dumb transition' and was like wtf did u say man?
Love the oscar one. Hilarious.
0:42 that story is from a different tweet.
Late to the hashtag here, but my family has an awesome ornament of Krampus clutching a crying child, and every year hubby and I make sure there's a gag gift from Krampus wrapped in brown paper and addressed in red marker so it looks like blood.👹
Watch a few of these and see how many jokes repeat its like every other vidio. Not hating just saying
I would win that fake oscar… easily😎
My son (maybe 5 at the time) wouldn't let us put out cookies for Santa. We had to leave ham and potatoes by the chimney, that way Santa would have to come to our house first before he could have his cookies.
OMG. That’s an adorable angel for their tree
I watch way too much hashtag vids that I saw a dream the other day that I was the one in charge of the hashtag ideas
I came up with pretty good ones tbh
Santa can enter though the door .A toilet?That's just stupid. Sorry.3cheers from Canada
He stole the story of the tredmel from another #thing
Their back and fourth is kinda annoying. They do it every time. No wonder they dropping views.
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Thats Mr. Hanky Poo for youuuuuuu
I'm flushed with Xmas spirit
We have a wood carved horse head statue that we pass around every couple years for Christmas or birthdays. My sister named it Prozac, because he looks depressed. 😂
Yule tide logs lol!!!! C.L.A.H
Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo 😂
They've used a few of kristenrose124s tweets
Love that Oscar one! Lmao
The beer on the treadmill take was a previous tweet…. Did that really happen Jimmy?
My dad Ttttsaaallalal ahhatyelaaka alllakjttaa ..jimmy
0ne Christmas About 8 Years Ago, I Got My Son Some Body Wash.
And I Also Got His Dad Sone Body Wash.
My Son Said, In A Rude Tone "Is That All You Know How To Buy Is Body Wash For People??"
So……
Now Every Year For Christmas, I Get Himm Body Wash!!!
It's More 0f A Gag Gift Tho. And Then I Say "Yes, That's ALL I Know How To Buy Is Body Wash!!!"
Yule Logs 😂😂
We didn't watch any Christmas movies last year. Yesterday, my friend was complaining about we're only watching something different on TV than a Christmas film.
And next year, I will never watch them again!
Edit: Mario says I'm not dumb!
#MyDumbHolidayTradition
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Tweet number 2: 1:07
Tweet number 3: 1:59
Tweet number 4: 2:16
Tweet number 5: 2:38
Tweet number 6: 3:05
Last tweet: 3:19
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BRING. BACK. HASHTAGS!!
You read it to entire nation, someone will tell that uncle for sure 🐰
When my daughter was 4, I wrote her a letter pretending its from Santa and put it on her bed so she can wake up and read it. She read it and came to me with " nice try mom" 😅 how the heck she figured it out at such young age is still a puzzle to me lol no more tradition lol
Just came off the weird family hashtag video and literally one was the beer in the treadmill. Was this before or after that episode i dont know but omg the timing
Why does Jimmy gets confused/like he doesnt understand it after reading tweets sometimes? He said it himself they're his favorite lol
Please do hashtags more often. They’re my favourite game. ☺️🙏🏼🙏🏼
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When I was young I asked "how does Santa get in the house cos we dont have a chimney", my mothers reply was,"He comes through the letter box in the door".
@ 2:39 My mother used to tell us that santa had a master key to all apartment doors.
Gotta say, loving these a lot more once i got ad blocker so I'm no longer forced.
Flipping greedy bastiges. Makes millions a year, still need to jack us for 30 seconds we can't skip. That's just. Pathetic.
If she don't know Montgomery ward she to young for you lol
Santa always came but only when everyone was asleep. My beggest childhood fear was when I couldn't fall asleep cause I was to worried that if I didn't Santa wouldn't come
We do the Oscar thing at our home too 😂 We can't stand my uncle's girlfriend, so we have an award to the best "actor" as soon as they leave the driveway 😂😂😂
On my Hashtag marathon I have seen the user KristenRose124 at least 4-5 times 😳 She must be the show's favourite now 😂
Back in the day I used to walk on the treadmill and smoke a cigarette at the same time. I would put an ashtray in the water bottle holder. 🤷♀️
The tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon
Late night with Seth Meyers
I miss Barney Miller
Help. I can‘t stop watching these. I need help.
Santa came up the toilet?! And… cue the “EW!” 😖😂
We didn’t have a chimney either so my dad used to keep the back door open xD
We left out cheese slices for Santa…l have no idea why😳😳😳😷🇨🇦🇺🇸
2:40 How can Santa go up a toilet? Does he go in the sewers?
I get that mom so well. Slaving away for days or weeks to create the Christmas experience, all for one day.
Wish Higgins would just shut up
My 3 siblings and I can't avoid the christmas songs around the tree but what we can do is overambitiously sing along in unneccesarily fancy but still appropriate ways. We're not quite bad singers and we love christmas with the family so we do try to make it stick but it is…different.
Basically a contest on who can show off the most in 600 year old church songs without annoying mom
that fake Oscar is BRILLIANT!!! that's were that idea "Santa in a Outhouse" came???
Montgomery Wards?!?!?! 2021 it still exists. WTF?
I’m binging these and not kidding KristenRose124 is popping up for the 4th time.
But now that aunt will know🤣
You can still buy a treadmill
When i was a child, i asked how does Santa get in the house, because our house doesn't have a chimney, and my mom replied he comes in through the letter box. 🎅 🤣🤣
Santa up the toilet is Just mr Hankey from Southpark
Montgomery Wards. OMG that's funny. I work there. No more of those stores.
Well, that's Christmas….To the treadmill!
My cousins and I had a tradition of playing hide and seek upstairs whenever we hang out.
There’s a couch in the main room we use as a base. The rules are you have to hide away from the couch and if you can get to the couch without being tagged you don’t have to seek. First person to get tagged has to seek. Dont tag anyone? You gotta seek again. I’ve had times where I was the seeker at least 2 times in a row. It’s a weird tradition but a good one.
The banter and jokes between the tweets is so great 😂