Dinner for Schmucks

There’s only one thing keeping aspiring executive Tim (Paul Rudd) from corporate success. He must find the perfect guest to bring to his boss’s monthly dinner party, where the winner of the evening is the one who arrives with the biggest buffoon. Luckily, Tim meets Barry (Steve Carell), a guy who re-creates famous works of art with stuffed mice. When the duo show up to dine, the lunacy kicks into high gear. It’s a hilarious feast about two unlikely friends and one outrageous dinner!

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    … here is the crying and gnashing of teeth, of ALL THOSE WHO DENIED THE FATHER IN LIFE; for theirs are the darkness; Well, you cannot serve two masters; OR THE LIVING GOD IS SERVED, or it is not served; or the demon of UNBELIEF is served; who served the demon of unbelief, REJECTED THE LIGHT; because the opposite is credulity; EVERYTHING EXISTS IN THE FATHER; who rejected the light, gained the darkness; because nobody is alone in the universe; Either you are from light, or you are from darkness; behold, according to yours, it is what you are; EACH CREATURE WITH ITS THINKING, fixes its own position in the universe; because of each idea that was generated in each mind, one is responsible; because EACH IDEA TRAVELS TO THE COSMOS and awaits its Creator; behold, every good idea is a paradise; and it is located in the spaces of light; every bad idea is located in darkness; and every spirit that generated a bad idea has to go to the same darkness to rescue its own work; because THE JUSTICE of Father Jehovah, BEGINS FROM THE INVISIBLE TO THE VISIBLE; from ideas to visible pores; FROM THE INTERIOR TO THE EXTERIOR; from the hidden to the light; behold, NOTHING HIDDEN WILL BE HIDDEN; because WHAT IS HIDDEN IS NOT FROM THE KINGDOM OF HEAVENS; the hidden came out of the darkness; I really tell you, that no one asked for the hidden; because everyone knew that by practicing the occult, one would not enter the Kingdom of Heaven; it is easier for ONE WHO CULTIVATED SINCERITY AND SIMPLICITY IN LIFE, to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, than one who preferred the hidden; no occult call, will see the Kingdom of Heaven again; JUST AS HIDDEN IN LIFE, so also THE WHOLE UNIVERSE WILL BE HIDDEN FROM YOU; WHAT IS ABOVE IS THE SAME AS BELOW.- Alfa y Omega
    ALL THE SPIRITS THAT COMMUNICATED WITH MEN, ARE JUDGED IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVENS; NOBODY REQUESTED FATHER JEHOVAH, TO DISTURB THE EVENTS AND EVENTS OF THE TRIALS OF LIFE; IT IS MORE LIKELY FOR ONE WHO GAVE PREFERENCE TO THE FATHER TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVENS, TO ONE WHO PREFERRED THE SPIRITS.-

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  2. 🛸🛸🛸🙏⚠️⚠️⚠️⚖♾⏳💯✅ 3380 IN THE TRIALS OF LIFE, MANY DEMONIC IDEAS AND CUSTOMS EMERGED; AMONG THE MANY WERE THE ONE OF THE CALLED MILITARY OFFENDERS; SATAN USED THEM, TO PERPETUATE FOR CENTURIES, THE WORD ENEMY; AND FOR CENTURIES MEN KILLED EACH OTHER; IN SUCH INDIVIDUALS THERE WAS ONLY PRIDE, COWARDSHIP, CONTEMPT FOR THE DIVINE COMMANDMENTS OF GOD; THEY CONSTITUTED THE IDOL WITH CLAY FEET; FOR WHAT IS OF THEM, RETURNS TO THE MUD OF THE INTERIOR OF THE EARTH; BECAUSE ALL OF THEM WILL BE SWALLOWED BY THE DREADFUL EARTHQUAKES THAT THE DIVINE WRATH OF THE SON OF GOD WILL CAUSE.-

    3381 IN THE SO-CALLED MILITARISM, EMERGED DURING THE STRANGE REIGN OF THE BEAST, WAS THE ESSENCE OF MASS CRIME; THE SO-CALLED ARMED FORCES, WHICH WERE THE SAME SPIRITS BELONGING TO SATAN'S LEGIONS, CONSTITUTED LEGALIZED MURDER, WITHIN THE LAWS OF A STRANGE WORLD; THE COMMON AND CURRENT CRIMINALS, DID NOT GET LAWS FROM THEIR CRIMES; THE MILITARY CRIMINALS, YES THEY DID IT; BY EQUAL LAW, THEY WILL BE SWALLOWED BY THE EARTH.-

    3382 IN THE TRIALS OF LIFE, WHEN THE SO-CALLED MILITARISM EMERGED, THE WORLD TOOK A STRANGE ATTITUDE; HE BECAME AN ACCOMPLICE OF THOSE WHO ALWAYS CONTRACTED GOD, KNOWING ALL THAT GOD IS PURE LOVE, NOBODY PROTESTED AGAINST THE STRANGE SPIRITS, WHO PREFERRED THE USE OF FORCE, BEFORE THE PHILOSOPHY OF LOVE; THIS STRANGE ATTITUDE OF THE WORLD, TOWARDS MILITARY CRIMINALS, COSTS THE WORLD, NOT ENTRANCE TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVENS; FOR IT IS MORE LIKELY FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT ALLOW OTHERS TO VIOLATE THE LAW OF GOD, DURING THEIR TRIALS OF LIFE, TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD; THAN FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT DEFEND WHAT IS OF GOD.-

    3383 THE STRANGE ATTITUDE THAT THE WORLD TAKEN WITH RESPECT TO THE SO-CALLED MILITARY CRIMINALS, IS PAID BY SECONDS, IDEAS, MOLECULES; FOR EACH ONE OF SUCH MICROSCOPIC UNITS, THOSE WITH THE STRANGE ATTITUDE, LOSE ONE EXISTENCE OF LIGHT; INSTEAD OF ADVANCED IN THEIR EVOLUTIONS, THEY GO BACK; HAVING KNOWN THE SO-CALLED MILITARY, DURING THE TRIALS OF LIFE, CONSTITUTES THE GREATEST TRAGEDY IN THE DIVINE EVENTS OF THE DIVINE JUDGMENT OF GOD; TRAGEDY THAT WAS WRITTEN IN THE DIVINE GOSPEL OF GOD, LIKE CRYING AND GNASHING OF TEETH.-

    3384 ONE WHO HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH WEAPONS, DURING THE TRIALS OF LIFE, SHALL FIND MORE UNDERSTANDING IN THE SON OF GOD; BECAUSE THE FIRST-BORN SON WILL SHOW BENEVOLENCE TOWARDS THOSE WHO STAND CLOSER TO THE LAWS OF PEACE AND LOVE, THAN THOSE WHO STAND CLOSER TO THE LAWS OF FORCE AND VIOLENCE.-

    3385 IF IT WAS WRITTEN THAT THE RICH AND THEIR CAPITALISM DID NOT ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVENS, THE SO-CALLED MILITARISM DID NOT ENTER THEM EITHER; FOR THE MILITARIANISM WAS CREATED BY THE SAME WITH A COMPLEX TO GOLD; MILITARIANISM IS THE SAME CAPITALISM; BOTH ENTITIES WERE BORN TOGETHER; AND IT IS MORE LIKELY FOR THOSE WHO IN THE TRIALS OF LIFE, REALIZED THAT MILITARISM REPRESENTED CAPITALISM ITSELF, TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVENS; THAN FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT REALIZE IT.-

    3386 IN THE TRIALS OF LIFE, MANY FELL INTO A STRANGE FORGETFULNESS, WHEN THEY SAW THE ROLLS OF THE LAMB OF GOD; THEY THEMSELVES HAD REQUESTED GOD, THAT THE DIVINE REVELATION, BE SHOWN TO THEM, IN THE SAME CIRCUMSTANCES, AS IT HAPPENED TO THEM; THE STRANGE FORGETFULNESS AND THE STRANGE INDIFFERENCE, WAS DUE TO THE STRANGE PSYCHOLOGY, WHICH THEY ACQUIRED FROM THE BEAST; BY NOT HAVING GOD, THE BEAST DID NOT PREPARE ITS FOLLOWERS SO THAT THEY WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED BY GOD'S REVELATION; FOR THOSE WHO WERE NOT PREPARED, IT WAS DENYING EVERYTHING THAT CAME FROM THE KINGDOM OF GOD; THE WORLD SHALL KNOW THEM; AND THEIR NAMES SHALL BE SYNONYMS OF DEMONS DENIERS OF THE LIGHT OF GOD; THEY WILL BE THOSE WHO HAD EYES, AND DID NOT SEE.-

    ⚠️⚖♾👉 Yā-Sīn:60 – Have I not entered into an alliance with you, CHILDREN OF ADAM: that YOU WERE NOT GOING TO SERVE THE DEVIL, who is a declared ENEMY for you, but that you were going to serve ME? This is a straight path. HE HAS LOST MANY OF YOU. Did you not understand? THIS IS THE GEHENNA (Fire) WITH WHICH YOU WERE THREATENED. BURN IN HER TODAY FOR NOT BELIEVING!

    444 THE BEAST MADE HUMAN LIFE MORE EXPENSIVE, IT DID NOT HAVE MERCY ON ANYBODY; THE BEAST SHALL RECEIVE THE SAME DIVINE JUDGMENT; THOSE WHO ARE MOST INFLUENCED BY GOLD, WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN A MOLECULE; THE CRYING AND GNASHING OF TEETH, BEGINS BY THE BEAST; IT BEGINS WITH THE SAME ONES WHO TRIGGED THE HUMAN DRAMA; BEGIN WITH THE SAME, WHO FORCED OTHERS TO LIVE INEQUALITY.-

    445 ALL THOSE WHO TRAFFICKED IN ARMS IN THE TRIALS OF LIFE, ALL ARE CONDEMNED; AND THE BIGGEST TRAFFICKERS, ARE THOSE WHO BUILD WEAPONS; EVERYONE SHALL BE DAMNED BY THE SON OF GOD; THE MAJORITY OF SUCH DEMONS, SHALL COMMIT SUICIDE BY CRYING AND GNASHING OF TEETH; MORE, THEY SHALL BE RESURRECTED AGAIN BY THE FIRST-BORN SON; FOR THOSE THOSE REQUESTED THEIR JUDGMENTS ON EARTH; THOSE WHO COMMIT SUICIDE DURING THE DIVINE JUDGMENT OF GOD, SHALL BE RETURNED AGAIN TO LIFE; IN THE DIVINE JUDGMENTS OF GOD, NOBODY ESCAPES; NOT EVEN THE DEAD ESCAPE.-

    446 IN THE CRYING AND GNASHING OF TEETH THAT HOVERS OVER THE WORLD OF TRIALS, THE SO-CALLED RELIGIOUS SHALL BE PERSECUTED BY THE SAME THOSE WHO DIVIDED; BECAUSE OF THE STRANGE RELIGIOUS INFLUENCE, NO SO-CALLED CHRISTIAN, ENTERS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVENS AGAIN; FOR NO-ONE WITH THE INFLUENCE OF DIVISION, NO-ONE ENTERS THE KINGDOM OF THE FATHER AGAIN; THOSE WHO FOLLOWED AND IMITATED THE SO-CALLED RELIGIOUS, FORGOT DURING THEIR LIFE, THE MEANING OF THE DIVINE PARABLE WARNING THAT SAYS: ONLY SATAN DIVIDES AND HE DIVIDES HIMSELF; NOBODY REQUESTED GOD, THE DIVISION OF BELIEFS, TO UNDERSTAND HIM IN THE TRIALS OF LIFE.-

    82 BECAUSE OF THE SO-CALLED RELIGIOUS GROUPS OF THE WEST, THE REVELATION OF THE LAMB OF GOD PASSES TO THE EAST; THE PRACTICERS OF FORMS OF FAITH THAT DIVIDED OTHERS, DID NOT KNOW HOW TO DISTINGUISH WHAT CAME FROM GOD, FROM WHAT CAME FROM MEN; THIS STRANGE BLINDNESS WAS HEADED BY THE SO-CALLED CATHOLIC CHURCH; STRANGE AND UNKNOWN FORM OF FAITH IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVENS; IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD, THERE IS NOTHING THAT DIVIDES OTHERS, IN THE REMOTE PLANETS OF TRIALS.-

    53 AMONG THE HIDDEN HORRORS THAT THE WORLD OF PROOF WILL SEE ON THE SOLAR TELEVISION, ARE THE STRANGE TORTURES AND RAPES THAT IN ALL TIMES, OCCURRED IN MILITARY BARRACKS, POLICE DEPARTMENTS, ABANDONED HOUSES, HAIRS ETC, AND EVERY PLACE WHERE THE VIOLATIONS OCCURRED; MANY OF THE DEMONS WHO TOOK THE STRANGE LICENTIOUSNESS OF ABUSING ANOTHER, SHALL COMMIT SUICIDE; MORE, IF THEY COMMIT SUICIDE A THOUSAND TIMES, THEY WILL BE RESURRECTED AGAIN BY THE SON OF GOD.-
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  3. And if somebody tells you that you can't do something ….. you say …. yes i can …. cause i'm doing it right now …… you may say ….. i'm a dreamer …… but i'm not the only one ….. be kind to your birds and your goats …… we are going to be so happy together …. the end ….. i seen this movie years ago …… but i still love it ….. hahahahaha 🤣😉👍

  4. I am dumber for even having fast-forwarded through this.
    Point: YouTube

    The lesson:
    If you think you're not a schmuck, you're one of the biggest schmucks.
    Yet, that's what you wanted me to think, which, I do.

    In my estimation, the person who is the least of the schmucks in this movie is Kieran.

    He realizes not to take himself or his art too seriously, he's in-touch with the animal world, he's willing to lend the wisdom of his life to others in an honest fashion, he's forthright about his desires and who he is, he looks great in a Devil costume, and he didn't attend the dinner for schmucks. Because when you have a dinner for schmucks, you're all tied for number one schmuck just for being there. Yet, Kieran seems to purposely never stop pointing out to himself and others what a schmuck he is and therefore stays mindful of the things which make him a schmuck so that those schmuckish qualities don't give him a stark surprise.
    You gotta respect a guy who tells you to your face that he's trying to bang your girlfriend. It's his desire to bang her that makes him a schmuck still, though. Vagina is overrated. When you're older, you'll regret the vagina you got more than the vagina you didn't get, after you've had enough of it.

    Kieran seems to have it all figured out more than any of them, though.

    Yet, that works mostly only in the movies. And it's always the non-American who seems to be the wisest, to make Americans loathe themselves artificially. In New Zealand, people from other countries are always smarter than them in their movies, too. Same with Britain. A worldwide tactic of psychological warfare to subvert every country's society against itself.
    Use any of these people as role-models for your real-life and you are now the biggest schmuck of all of them.

    If you're just sure you're not the sucker in any situation, you're the sucker. That's how you can tell. Over-confidence.

    Also, I'm gonna bang your girlfriend.

  5. I actually watched 50 minutes of this and I don't know WHY!?!?
    It was HORRIBLE and not one single laugh!
    Don't waste your time on this one!!! NOT FUNNY

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