Chris Rock Gives His Recap of Final Obama White House Party
Chris Rock recounts his memorable night at the Obama’s White House farewell party, including the career advice he gave to the First Lady. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35cGet more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallonLike Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show […]
Keep it real 😈🔥
why they have to show the black guy when he said black heaven
The best standup entertainer with pulse and intent….
The finest party of black people in the white house.wow it is once in a life time party.🤞🤞🤞
There is a lot more now, I tell you that… Lol
Jimmy Fallon is not really laughing he is just pretending to show laughing
Humour is powerful
I love Chris Rock. He’s a funny ass dude.
“Put some blind in it” 💀
He’s so funny omg🤣
He’s a true comedian, Jimmy was dying😭😭🤣
One of the funniest people ever.
This guy does'nt change 🤣🤣🤣he is like Good wine, is getting better with age!
Where is the atheletes? 🤣🤣🤣
He sounds like olaf
Lolol. Oh man. Yea, fuck Chris rock. Isn't he the one that said his uncle said he'd kill his while wife when the race war started? Racist POS. Everything he says is toned with black racism. You find a 50 year old story about Elvis used the N word and they start burning down Graceland. Chris Rock says some stupid racial joke every time he gets on camera and he's a national treasure?
jimmy is beside himself because Chris can say what jimmy would like to joke about but cant
Chris Rock be drinking from the fountain of youth or sum
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Hate it when someone tries to trumps ya. Not going to die quite yet, even though Chris and Jimmy almost made that happen. How rude 😋😄😎👌
Bro Jimmy so fake it's painful to see 😂
Chris Rock 🪨 is a Genius
I can't believe there are 635 people who disliked this video. Man this thing is funny!!!
Can u change house white to house black?
"What is today's new term kids?"
"Extra blind 😀 "
He doesn’t need to make the things up, he just talk and you laugh automatically
Jimmy laughs like hes black, with his whole body 😂
I can't let this go!!! 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😭🤣😂😂😆😂😅
"and put some EXTRA BLIND in it"🤣🤣🤣
Funniest shit of the day…😂😂😂
I wish there was an option to mute jimmy during these interviews
Lol this must've been awkward for Jimmy
GOAT
Still cracks me up. I keep watching this clip from time to time. It never fails to make me laugh.
“In a house that slaves built”. Don’t forget it
Not kid Rock
Ok…is it just me or does that look that Rock describes Michelle giving sound like a look we’ve seen her give to quite a few people from time to time?
"My GED flared up" 😂😂😂 hilarious
The bloody tear didn't freak anyone else out?
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He is 100 more times funnier than Kevin. I don’t get it.
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Verily, this Qur'ân guides to that which is most just and right and gives glad tidings to the believers who work deeds of righteousness, that they shall have a great reward (Paradise). (9) And that those who believe not in the Hereafter, for them We (God) have prepared a painful torment (Hell). (10) And man invokes (God/Allâh/Yahweh) for evil as he invokes (Him) for good . And man is ever hasty (11) And We have appointed the night and the day as two signs. Then, We have obliterated the sign of the night while We have made the sign of the day illuminating, that you may seek bounty from your Lord, and that you may know the number of the years and the reckoning. And We have explained everything (in detail) with full explanation. (12) And We have fastened every man's deeds to his neck. And on the Day of Resurrection, We shall bring out for him a book which he will find wide open. (13) (It will be said to him): "Read your book. You yourself are sufficient as a reckoner against you this Day." (14) Whoever goes right, then he goes right only for the benefit of his ownself. And whoever goes astray, then he goes astray to his own loss. No one laden with burdens can bear another's burden. And We never punish until We have sent a Messenger (to give warning). (15) And when We decide to destroy a town (population), We (first) send a definite order (to obey Allâh/God/Yahweh and be righteous) to those among them who lead a life of luxury. Then, they transgress therein, and thus the word (of torment) is justified against it (them). Then We destroy it with complete destruction (16) And how many generations have We destroyed after Noah! And Sufficient is your Lord as an All-Knower and All-Beholder of the sins of His servants. (17) Whoever desires the quick-passing (transitory enjoyment of this world), We readily grant him what We will for whom We like. Then, afterwards, We have appointed for him Hell, he will burn therein disgraced and rejected, (18) And whoever desires the Hereafter and strives for it, with the necessary effort due for it (i.e. righteous deeds ) while he is a believer , then such are the ones whose striving shall be appreciated, (thanked and rewarded by Allâh/God/Yahweh). (19) On – each these as well as those – We bestow from the Bounties of your Lord. And the Bounties of your Lord can never be forbidden. (20) See how We prefer one above another (in this world) and verily, the Hereafter will be greater in degrees and greater in preference (21) Set not up with Allâh/Yahweh/God any other god, (O man)! , or you will sit down reproved, forsaken (in the Hell-fire). (22) And your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him. And that you be dutiful to your parents. If one of them or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of disrespect, nor shout at them but address them in terms of honour. (23) And lower unto them the wing of submission and humility through mercy, and say: "My Lord! Bestow on them Your Mercy as they did bring me up when I was young." (24) Your Lord knows best what is in your inner-selves. If you are righteous, then, verily, He is Ever Most Forgiving to those who turn unto Him again and again in obedience, and in repentance. (25) And give to the kinsman his due and to the poor and to the wayfarer. But spend not wastefully (your wealth) in the manner of a spendthrift . (26) Verily, spendthrifts are brothers of the devils , and the Devil (Satan) is ever ungrateful to his Lord. (27) And if you turn away from them (kindred, poor, wayfarer, whom We have ordered you to give their rights, but if you have no money at the time they ask you for it) and you are awaiting a mercy from your Lord for which you hope, then, speak unto them a soft, kind word . (28) And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck, nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift), so that you become blameworthy and in severe poverty. (29) Truly, your Lord enlarges the provision for whom He wills and straitens (for whom He wills). Verily, He is Ever All-Knower, All-Seer of His slaves. (30) And kill not your children for fear of poverty. We shall provide for them as well as for you. Surely, the killing of them is a great sin. (31) And come not near to the unlawful sexual intercourse. Verily, it is an immoral sin, and an evil way . (32) And do not kill anyone whose killing Allâh/God has forbidden, except for a just cause. And whoever is killed wrongfully , We have given his heir the authority [(to demand Law of Equality in punishment— or to forgive, or to take blood – money)]. But let him not exceed limits in the matter of taking life (i.e he should not kill except the killer). Verily, he is helped (by the divine law) (33) And come not near to the orphan's property except to improve it, until he attains the age of full strength. And fulfil (every) covenant. Verily! the covenant, will be questioned about. (34) And give full measure when you measure, and weigh with a balance that is straight. That is good (advantageous) and better in the end. (35) And follow not (O man i.e., say not, or do not or witness not) that of which you have no knowledge. Verily! The hearing, and the sight, and the heart, of each of those one will be questioned (by Allâh/Yahweh). (36) And walk not on the earth with conceit and arrogance. Verily, you can neither rend nor penetrate the earth, nor can you attain a stature like the mountains in height. (37) All the bad aspects of these (the above mentioned things) are hateful to your Lord. (38) This is (part) of wisdom which your Lord has revealed to you (O Muhammad ). And set not up with Allâh/God/yahweh any other god lest you should be thrown into Hell, blameworthy and rejected, (from God's Mercy). (39)
Has then your Lord (O pagans) preferred for you sons, and taken for Himself from among the angels daughters? Verily! You indeed utter an awful saying.(40) And surely, We have explained [Our Promises, Warnings and (set forth many) examples] in this Qur'ân that they (the disbelievers) may take heed, but it increases them in naught save aversion. (41) Say (O Muhammad to polytheists, pagans): "If there had been other gods along with Him (God) as they assert, then they would certainly have sought out a way to the Lord of the Throne (seeking His Pleasures and to be near to Him).(42) Glorified and High is He! From High above (the great falsehood) that they say! .(43) The seven heavens and the earth and all that is therein, glorify Him and there is not a thing but glorifies His Praise. But you understand not their glorification. Truly, He is Ever Forbearing, Oft-Forgiving.(44)
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"I gotta find people as dumb as me. I got find my intelligence: Where the athletes at?" LMAO!
Chris rock should have his own talk show tbh😂😂 his hilarious.
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I can't breathe!!! My favorite comedian hands down!!!!
That was hilarious!!! That Chris Rock is the GOAT! The Michelle response and Stevie riff had me crying!
"Put some extra blind in it" I'm dead!😆😆😆
Extra Blind
This is almost to Dave Chapelle's level. Almost. Dave Chapelle = comedy's GOAT.
I can't stop watching this video😂
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I gotta find someone as dumb as me. Where the athletes at?
For those who want to watch the unedited version, go to Netflix, and watch Chris Rock's 'Total Blackout – The Tambourine Extended Cut.'
There is a zebra talking…on a show😲
😂 he right about Georgie!
I wonder if chris knows that jimmy did an impression of him in blackface. Ik a lot of comedians do impressions but what jimmy did wasn't just that. Its not my place but Im just genuinely curious if chris knowns about that
Anyone who deserves his own show is this man , Chris rock ✨😌legend
His voice is legendary no cap
Stevie put some extra blind into it
🤣🤣🤣…💒
I hear Marty when Chris talks😂
This became Chris rocks late-night show real quick🤣😂
His voice is the first thing that gets laughing.He is so smart and wise..
yah man i want 2 be a good man will i get in a one that is a deal,
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Chris needs to be on more stand up shows… why don’t we have more of him “at casinos” putting on comedy skits? Steve Harvey needs to be interviewing you with his prank phone calls he has on his shows… Chris Rock should “Prank call” Tommy on the Steve Harvey show…
Hopefully comedy can bring us past “our past” as a nation… Slavery in the USA was/ is thought to have made up of five (5%) percent of the over all slave industry yet it still lives in the societal norms of the everyday perception of our nation centuries later (yea, Century). Perhaps comedy is the answer…
Please prank call Cousin Tommy on the Steve Harvey show Mr. Rock….
Also why don’t you work more with “The Rock?” Same name- it could work…
I thought Chris Rock was the voice behind donkey from shrek
So we'll all ignore that Jimmy is high as f🤡ck in this video?
What did he mean when he said when he put extra blind in it
Yeah Kevin Hart is funny but CHRIS ROCK is on another level
The cut to Quest nodding after the died and went to black heaven line always gets me
Ever go to a comedy club and you fake laugh because you feel it’s your obligation? I wouldn’t feel obligated with Rock because he’s funny as hell.
And I thought that I did dumb things sometimes. Lol
Chris he rocks 😁👏🏻🤩
Man, Rock is just too good.
This guy is crazy but, he is real…I love it!,
Like me if you saw this man get slapped xD
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Who's here after slap lol
Here after oscar event 2022
The slap brings me here.👋
Excellent comedy. Came across this to find out if anyone consoled him after the academy awards. Keep going Chris!!
Died and went to black heaven from that slap
How was the slap, Cris?😢
Anyone after the slap 👋
Class acr
Class act
He needs to have his own talk show..very entertaining he is
WE LOVE TRUMP .. BRING HIM BACK! PLEASE!
Chris your the Best
https://youtu.be/Plwtse2mDDo
I love Chris he is a born funnyman 😃 😀 😄
Definitely love Chris Rock!
King of comedy🤝🤝🤝
So this is what Fallon looks like when he’s actually laughing
back to this video to read salty comment about chris the day of the slapped… that slap make Will resign from the event he thought he is the king.. keep it up Chris!
He's funny asf 🤣
What an amazing summary of a visit to the white house,i feel like i was their.Complete humor.
Barack: Keep my wife’s name out of your bleeping mouth!
Well he’s a damn sight smarter than Will Smith.