Jogging is how I spend 900 percent of every videogame ever. So when a vehicle comes along I jump at the chance to cut down on tedious hiking, except when it becomes clear I was better off on foot. Consider these vehicles so rubbish I’d rather walk and also subscribe: http://www.tinyurl.com/SubToOxbox
No disrespect to Leonardo da Vinci, the guy was great at painting enigmatic smiles, but not everything he touched turned to Mona Lisas. For example, the tank he designed in Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood.
This 16th Century battle Roomba requires three people to operate and sort of shuffles around the battlefield like a renaissance precursor to Arkham Knight’s Batmobile. It wouldn’t be so bad, but to get 100 percent sync in the tank mission in the video above you need to not get hit once, and this thing has all the evasive capabilities of mid-sized Starbucks.
The latter-day equivalent is Deadly’s Premonition’s police car. After kooky protagonist York wrecks his own car on the drive into town at the start of Deadly Premonition, he gets a standard issue police car to trundle around in.
Only I hope you don’t need to be anywhere in a hurry, because the initial top speed of your new wheels is a sluggish 55 miles an hour. At the same time, it handles like a refrigerator in a broken shopping trolley. If someone offers you a choice between this cruiser and a sturdy pair of hiking boots, take the boots and use them to kick the car to pieces.
—
Outside Xbox brings you daily videos about Xbox 360 games and Xbox One games. Join us for new gameplay, original videos, previews, achievements and other things (ask us about the other things).
Thanks for watching and be excellent to each other in the comments.
Find us at http://www.outsidexbox.com
Subscribe to us at http://www.youtube.com/outsidexbox
Like us on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/outsidexbox
Follow us on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/outsidexbox
